C1Cloudflare · Cron Triggers (account-wide)
4 of 5 free-plan trigger slots used
🔴 80% used — 1 slot left — eb-bot (*/30), eb-dash-data (daily 06:30 HKT), finance-bot + health-bot (hourly, personal bots share the same account cap). eb-warranty & portfolio-planner carry no cron. Next new automation needs that last slot or a $5/mo Workers Paid upgrade (raises cap to 250).
C2Cloudflare · Workers Requests/day
106 of 100,000 today
✓ 0.1% used — Jul 1–15 total: 134.1k requests, 88,294ms CPU, across all 18 workers (9 EB + 9 personal). No concern.
C3Cloudflare · Workers AI (neurons)
0 of 10,000 today
✓ Effectively unused — eb-dash-data's /ask (llama-3.1-8b) + eb-bot's draft/voice (llama-3.3-70b + Whisper) barely touch the free daily budget.
C4Cloudflare · D1 + KV Storage
303 KB of 5 GB (D1) · ~105 keys / 8 namespaces (KV)
✓ Well under caps — D1: eb-crm 208 customers + eb-aqi-db + eb-warranty-db, 369 rows total. KV: largest namespace (EB_BOT_KV) only ~59 keys. No concern at this scale.
C5Brevo · Send Credits
315 of 365/mo remaining · resets Aug 1
🟡 Fine at current pace — 50 used, 15 of 31 days elapsed. But the Kickstarter-backers list alone is 12,926 contacts — a single full-list send needs 35× the entire monthly cap. Never blast-all; segment any cold send.
C6Netlify
Bandwidth cap resolved on monthly reset
✓ Not a live concern — hit 503 usage_exceeded May 21, clear again on re-check Jul 15 (normal 404/301/401 responses). Deprecated in favor of Cloudflare, kept only as fallback.
C7Shopify Admin API
Self-throttling, per-second bucket
✓ No concern — order volume far too low to approach the rate limit.
C8Zoho Mail
No hard daily send cap
✓ No concern — reputation-based limit, current volume well below anything that would trip it.
C9GA4 · GSC · YouTube API
Generous daily free quotas
✓ No concern — one dashboard pull a day uses a sliver of any of them.
Gross Margin @ $170
92.7%
COG $12.34/unit (invoice-verified, 42-order sweep Jul 5) · ~90.9% even at EBFAMILYANDFRIENDS' 20%-off $136. Target ≥85% ✓ — pitch holds.
Top Reel — Likes
16,207
"Bug tried to end my career" — IG top performer. 2,483 followers · 174 posts. Kevin launched Pinterest Jul 3 (first 3 pins).
Ship Chain Funded, Gate Slipping
Confirm Today
Every BOM line is paid (HEPA 10k $200, IM production $1,345, decals $283 + manual $330) — no money blocking the chain. But the Jul 13–14 QC/IM gate hasn't been confirmed complete as of Jul 15; that's the one thing standing between here and Jul 26–28.
JS Errors — ⚠ Monitor
6 in 7d
Polyfill (Safari) + customerPrivacy stub deployed 2026-05-23. Clarity 7d now shows 6 (↓2 vs 8 on 2026-07-08 — improving). Re-check root cause before paid traffic.
Apr 8, 2026
CVR0.16%
IG~1,800
Orders1
Brevo~12,000
Ship~47d
Apr 27, 2026
CVR0.81%
IG2,010
Orders5
Brevo~12,600
Ship~28d
May 11, 2026
CVR0.20%
IG2,100
ManyChat470
Brevo13,200
Sends used210
May 15, 2026
CVR0%
IG2,130
ManyChat520
Brevo13,269
EB25 uses0
May 22, 2026
CVR0%
IG2,161
ManyChat555
EB25expired
Sends left53
May 23, 2026
CVR0%
IG2,165
ManyChat562
EB20Active → May 30
Sends left53
May 24, 2026
CVR0%
IG2,168
ManyChat562
EB20Active → May 30
Sends left52
May 25, 2026
CVR0%
IG2,170
ManyChat562
EB200 uses · 5d left
NSS✅ LIVE
Sends left52
May 26, 2026
CVR0% · 16d streak
IG2,169
ManyChat562
EB200 uses · 4d left
YT172.7K · 39 subs
Sends left52
May 27, 2026
CVR0% · 17d streak
IG2,172
TikTok431 (+1,558%)
EB200 uses · 3d left
YT172.7K · 40 subs
Sends left44
May 28, 2026
CVR0% · 18d streak
IG2,175
TikTok481 (+50 🔥)
EB200 uses · 2d left
YT172.8K · 41 subs
Sends left19
May 29, 2026
Order#1018 ✅ Drought broken!
IG2,174
TikTok508 (+1,854%)
EB201d left — expires tomorrow
YT173.1K · 41 subs
Sends left17
May 30, 2026
IG2,176 (+2)
TikTok528 (+20 🔥)
Clarity 7d326 sessions
EB20🚨 EXPIRES TODAY
Sends left12
Jun 1, 2026
IG2,171 (−5)
TikTok545 (+17 🔥)
Clarity 7d293 sess · 67.2% bounce
EB15🟢 LIVE · closes Fri Jun 6
Sends left0 (resets today)
Jun 2, 2026
IG2,169 (−2)
TikTok545
Clarity 7d266 sess · 66.7% bounce · 5 JS err (↓1)
Brevo495 RESET (was 0)
EB15🟢 LIVE · closes Fri Jun 6
Jun 3, 2026
IG2,173 (+4)
TikTok545 (carried)
GA4 7d252 sess / 304 users
Brevo456 (−39 by #71)
#71 Jun 239 sent · 25.6% opens · 0 clicks
EB15🟢 3 days left!
Jun 4, 2026
Orders13 buyers · 15 paid · $2,295 ✅ recount
Ship🟡 → July (magnet mould +$160)
IG2,194 (+21)
Clarity 7d260 sess · 66.9% · 8 JS err (↑3)
GA4 7d238 sess / 281 users
Brevo455 · EMC Anbotek $500 unpaid
Jun 5, 2026
Orders13 buyers · 15 paid · $2,295 (8d quiet)
IG2,207 (+13)
YT174.2K (+1K)
Clarity 7d259 sess · 68.5% · 6 JS err (↓2)
GA4 7d261 / 305 · 0 purch 🔴
EB10🟢 $153.00 · 10% off · ends Jul 31 2026 · Brevo 454
Jun 8, 2026
Orders13 buyers · 15 paid · $2,295 (11d quiet)
IG2,222 (+15)
YT174.3K (+115)
Clarity 7d312 sess · bounce 68.6% · rage 0 · dead 10 · JS 18
GA4 7d319 / 350 / 452 · 0 purch 🔴
EB10🟢 $153.00 · 0 uses · ends Jul 31 · Brevo 435
Jun 9, 2026
Orders13 buyers · 15 paid · $2,295 (12d quiet)
IG2,224 (+2)
YT174.3K (+22)
Clarity 7d406 sess · bounce 76.47% · rage 0 · dead 87 · JS 13
GA4 7d331 / 363 / 471 · 0 purch 🔴
EB10🟢 $153.00 · 0 uses · ends Jul 31 · Brevo 435
MfgQC sample SHIPPED · DHL → Bali ~Jun 15
Jul 3, 2026
Orders15 buyers · 17 paid · $2,808.82 GMV
CVR 7d0.32% · 1 order (Jesse O'Neal $177.45)
IG2,439 · top reel 16,207 likes
GA4 7d315 sess / 394 users (−16% WoW)
Brevo336 credits 🔴 163 unaccounted
EB10🟢 $153.00 · 3 uses · ends Jul 31
Mfg✅ QC PASSED · all BOM lines paid · SHIP Jul 26–28
Jul 6, 2026
Orders17 buyers · 19 paid · $3,668.63 GMV
Orders 7d2 · 0 in 24h 🔴 (latest #1022 Ukraine, Jul 3)
IG2,483 (+8) · top reel 16,207 likes
Clarity 7d160 sess · bounce 87.31% (+1.52pp) 🔴 · dead 18.7%
GA4 7d250 sess / 338 users · 4 purch
Brevo331/365 credits · 🔴 Automation #1 pause pending
EB10🟢 $153.00 · 4 uses · ends Jul 31
MfgDecals+manual ETA Jul 6–7 · IM gate Jul 13 · SHIP Jul 26–28
Jul 15, 2026
Orders~18 buyers · ~20 paid · ~$3,896.93 GMV (est.)
Orders 7d1 · 1 in 24h (latest #1023 Australia $228.30, Jul 15)
IG2,500 · 176 posts
Clarity 7d154 sess · bounce 86.36% · JS err 6.49%
GA4/GSC 7d237 sess / 316 users · GSC 23 clicks, 3.38% CTR
Brevo315/365 credits · 🔴 Automation #1 STILL live, 13d unactioned
Promo🟢 EBFAMILYANDFRIENDS · 20% off · no end date (EB10 retired)
MfgQC/IM gate was Jul 13–14, still unconfirmed · HEPA ETA passed unconfirmed · SHIP Jul 26–28 at risk